Best gas station trip ever!

So me and my mom left my grandmas saturday night to go home but we were going to get gas on the way. Well mom says that we need to go to highland drive where gas is cheaper so i said okay. (im driving) anyway so we go up 11400 south to 1300 east. So were heading south and we pass oin light and mom says turn at the next light. So i turn right up 10720 south and after awhile it hits me that this is the way we go to La Caille to see light christmas eve. And i was thinking it was on Highland drive. So then it hits me that its on Wastach Drive and boy do i feel stupid haha. So were heading south on Wasatch and what do ya know we pass La Caille. So finally we see Ft union and we head west down the hill to highland so we pull into the cherveron on highland and Ft Union well the only tank open was one behind a limo. So i get out and start to pump the gas. Well this guy who looked like a younger version of rod stewart goes in and gets 3 Diet Red Bulls 2 of the bigger sizes and 1 on the small ones And he sets it on the floor comes back out and tells the driver where he left them and says he didnt want to wait in line. So the driver goes in and comes back out to get the card. Meanwhile the guy opened the trunk and there was a toster in the back. Odd no? So then the guy goes to the driver side door and gets in well he didnt have the keys to the car so he goes in to the driver gets the keys and goes and turns on the car. So then the driver comes out hands him the card and his Red bulls then the guys gets in the car. Well me and mom think the driver is going to go to the bathroom. Were still there cause were blocked in and cant get out. Anyway the driver comes back with 2 bags of ice hands it to the guy in the car well he gets out and throwns the ice on the floor then steps on it and gets in the car and then driver who only got a candy bar walks to the driver side door and gets in and drives off. And mom saw the guy and said "he has a small tight ass" i coouldnt help but laugh and everyone is looking at me weird. And the guy had a giraffe silk shirt and tight small pants i swear they were size 0 in womens and cowboy boots. Needless to say best trip to the gas station!